First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.
by aoighlkd April 3, 2009

when a slip and slide is erected and men along the side coat the slide with their fluids. a female (preferably hot) then proceeds to slide down the slide.
by eschew June 15, 2008

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
by Darkheath September 6, 2021

Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker
by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022

by _wario_ January 20, 2020

Robert "I don't know what I did to getthese wounds on elbows?"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
Angela "my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"
by Mad_signtist September 8, 2023

When you vigorously shove your GIANT schlong back and fourth a Womens throat repeatedly until they throw up.
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
