by Zander155 July 26, 2008
Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work
Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep
Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again
Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho
Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again
Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho
Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks
by mr dangling March 18, 2016
The mysterious substances, stains and splotches that can be sometimes found in/on used video games, video game instruction manuals and video game cases.
I wanted to borrow Modern Warfare 2 from him, but there was so much Fanboy Skeet on the disc that it'd take turpentine to clean the stains off.
by Dr. Funktopus December 22, 2009
by Jimmy Orangeblossom March 22, 2016
The act of miming the motion of a male masturbating, and continuing said act with the motions of hypothetically projectile-ejaculating towards a specific target.
by Fiaro October 29, 2010
by fagx346456 September 01, 2006
A game involving at least three people surrounding a cup. Each person has to jack off until they nut and the last person to nut has to drink from the cup.
Friend 1: Hey guys lets play skeet pong!
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.
Friend 2: Oh FUCK!
Friend3: Hope you like drinking my jizz again!
Friend 4: I know I’m not losing.
by Watahmelom July 23, 2023