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Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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Shotgunning a blunt

Do it by yourself or with others, Baseball\ Chicago on steroids, take your hit and when you get the blunt back, without exhaling, take another hit and so on until you can't hold anymore, then exhale but... you can not take in fresh air without smoke in your lungs and you cannot take a hit without smoke in your lungs. Easier by yourself but just as satisfying.
I call it shotgunning the blunt because you get halfway and it feels like you got shot in the throat by a shotgun. If you make it to the end you're an animal. " Hey, man wanna shotgun this blunt with me? ". " I love shotgunning a blunt by myself! "
by JskriptXXIII May 17, 2020
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shotgun

When one guys fingers two girls in the Pleaser position side by side. The guys hands resemble two guns.
Man 1: Dude, I just shotguned.
Man 2: Who were the two girls?
by Bipolar=] November 27, 2009
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Shotgun Travel

An unplanned trip.
She went to Singapore with no pre-booked accommodation. Says she'll just stay at the airport during the night. I can't do such a shotgun travel.
by extrarice December 10, 2017
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Shotgun

Grab my shotgun I’ma shot some furries at the furry convention
by Wehatefurries April 21, 2022
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frenzy shotgun

A gun in fortnite that takes no skill and only people who are absolutely no skill to use and somehow they still loose half there fights
This little nig&er is using a frenzy shotgun
by W fortnite player March 7, 2024
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Shotgun Shine

A term used in the southeastern part of the United States to describe the character of someone who’s very charming, definitely dangerous, and certainly insane. These three qualities together are what’s meant by “shotgun shine.”
Women were always crazy about my daddy because he had that shotgun shine. He had the good looks of a leading man, the manners of an aristocrat and the morals of a bank robber.
by Rosemarysbaby666 August 25, 2025
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