Girl 1: How was your date last night? Did he take you home?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...
by Fluffbutt May 12, 2018

An appropriate substitute for the swear word shit.
When you say it, just before the "t" comes out, replace it with a "p".
Similar: crap, shoot, dung, dang it, damn it, shit
When you say it, just before the "t" comes out, replace it with a "p".
Similar: crap, shoot, dung, dang it, damn it, shit
Guy 1: Holy ship! My pencil fell on the ground again!
Guy 2: Hey, you just swore!
Guy 1: No, I didn't. I said "ship", not shit!
Guy 2: But you just said the s-word!
Guy 1: Ship.
Guy 2: Hey, you just swore!
Guy 1: No, I didn't. I said "ship", not shit!
Guy 2: But you just said the s-word!
Guy 1: Ship.
by SupaDumb April 20, 2024

How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.
In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".
by QuacksO March 4, 2025

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...
- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

The cocaine rocket ship, when a guy is getting head, and is about to cum. He pulls out of her mouth and shoots cum directly up her nostrils.
Dude I came in that chick's nose.
Oh you gave her the cocaine rocket ship. Good for you. Chick's love those.
Oh you gave her the cocaine rocket ship. Good for you. Chick's love those.
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