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shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.
See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank
by GarryB March 22, 2017
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shank

having a shit and a wank at the same time
i just took a shank
that shank was good
i love to shank
by uk G man June 17, 2008
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Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time
''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''
by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack March 25, 2009
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shank party

A group of more than 4 people, slapping each other with dicks
Man when i was walking from school, i saw a shank party so i started dipping
by diugh April 21, 2016
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Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.
Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.
by LanuageGod April 21, 2019
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