shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.

See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank

by GarryB March 22, 2017

shank

having a shit and a wank at the same time

i just took a shank
that shank was good
i love to shank

by uk G man June 17, 2008

Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack March 25, 2009

shank party

A group of more than 4 people, slapping each other with dicks

Man when i was walking from school, i saw a shank party so i started dipping

by diugh April 21, 2016

Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019