September 23

So like this day is where everyone can watch PORN. So like if you were born in this day you can watch Porn have have sex.

It’s September 23 imma watch porn

by Kookmin November 3, 2019

September 3

This is national short person giver tall person slap day!

They short friend slaps the tall friend on September 3

by Udumbo September 1, 2021

September 7th

Relationship day!!! Today is the day where we celebrate our boyfriends and girlfriends!❤️‼️

Samantha: Babe it’s September 7th!
Bill: Yep Relationship day!

by Kekerereieie September 3, 2021

25th September

If you were born on this day you are an absolute star. you are smart funny and kind. In your friend group you would be the mum friend always caring about someone and you carry painkillers wherever you may go so your friends will be ok if they need them. You arent very dirty minded but you know how to have a joke sometime.

OMG you where born on 25th september your the mum friend then

by Ghostygodess December 15, 2020

September 2nd

A depressing day that once made people really happy but now makes them kinda fuckin sad

Person: Oh I love september 2nd!
other person: oh go fuck yourself Latricia!

by dbltweekedup December 4, 2021

September 18th

Everything will fall into place and your life will be happy

I can’t wait for September 18th!

by Lxxlee September 15, 2021

No Squirt September

The entire month of September females cannot masturbate, have sex, or orgasm. It is like No Nut November for females

"Yo Becky Did you pass No Squirt September? No I lost yesterday."

by BleachFilledBurger November 6, 2019