osama bin seman

The vaginal terrorist, on 69-11 he took down 2 chicks

Man, Fred was such an osama bin seman the other day. He told me about his night with Susy and Jennifer

by Osama Bin Seman December 25, 2015

The Devils Semen

Hot mustard or anything containing an active ingredient of horse radish.

"Jeepers! The Devils semen sure tastes good on this here weener"

by Kenny Schrub September 19, 2016

End-of-semester-itis

when you don't care anymore because break is SOOOO CLOSE YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL IT. symptoms include: failing grades, going out on weekdays, binging Netflix, avoidance of all classes.

affects professors as well.

Kevin: Professor just ended class early. Nobody cares anymore.
Rebecca: CLEARLY, she's having end-of-semester-itis.

by t-rex-3 November 29, 2017

semen

cum, white sticky liquid that comes from the penis.

He jacked off so much, that he finally ejaculated semen all over himself

by JizzymyWIZZY September 17, 2006

semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.

get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead

by Tyrone June 11, 2003

semenriffic

possessing superlative characteristics, generally positive, but can be applied ironically to things very bad. Alternately, having the properties of semen.

That taco tasted semenriffic

by strindberg March 18, 2003

Semilobon

The stage where a males phallic organ is enlarged to halfway "there" but not finished. Handy when diving into pools with loose pants or being pantsed in public.

Jessica Alba announced she will appear topless in her next film; I for one already have a semilobon.

by TheGreenFox August 21, 2008