smoked ham

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

Smoke a joint

Get high and turn into the sun then be reincarnated as the moon and crash into eatth

Imma smoke a joint

by Yourmotherishomosexuality November 18, 2020

Smoking black

What someone's says to a person who is talking or doing something reckless

Friend:let's jump off this building

Me:you must be smoking black if u think imma do this dumb shit

by 10ftlongshlong June 16, 2019

Smoke a load

One who smokes a large amount of marijuana at one time.

Derives from "he is smoking a shit load"

Where is Billy at?
He went outside to smoke a load
OK I'll see him later

by KeriAC August 31, 2009

smoking starfish

The act of parting your ass cheeks and pressing your ass against a glass shower door/window/etc. exposing the chocolate starfish and farting causing a steamy residue on the glass itself, thereby making the chocolate starfish to look as if it were smoking.

I pressed my ass against the shower door the other day and farted, my wife exclaimed that it looked like asmoking starfish

by urbanlegend1973 June 29, 2010

Smoked Sausage

When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.

Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!

by Jaypjayb October 08, 2008

buffer smoke

Smoking a cigarette while your browser is buffering a video from the internet.

Let's grab a buffer smoke and then watch South Park.

by 003Labs July 11, 2008