The 6 rule

Deep down what every woman wants in a man - 6 feet, 6 inches and 6 figures.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there!
Girl 2: I'm sure he definitely follows the 6 rule!

by allieb December 09, 2014

Rule 49

Commonly known rule that states that all Rules must be read thoroughly before posting in any forum, chat, or Instant Messaging system.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just came from Fight Club..."
Guy 2: "Rules 1 and 2."
Guy 1: "What?"
Guy 2: "Rule 49."

by Trickard August 13, 2009

Rule 34

If it exists, there porn is

Joe: Is there a Mario, Sonic and Goku porn
Moe: Check Rule 34
Joe: MY VIRGIN EYES!!

by Green7501 October 16, 2018

Tims Rule

The Rule that if you wear Tims (Timbalands), you will get head at some point during the day.

Nick: Dude, I'm wearing my Tims today.
Alfred: Does your girl know the Tims rule?
Nick: Yeah man, why else do you think I'm wearing Tims?

by We Jerkin February 06, 2010

Rule 113

I'm establishing a new rule of the Internet because it's true.
Rule 113. If two people exist there's a ship of it.
Rule 113b. If two people exist and there's not a ship of it there will be.

Sally & Alex = Salex. Rule 113.

by Zinkr7 February 25, 2015

Rule 34L

A subrule to the well known Internet Rule 34. Subrule L states: All lifeforms, regardless of intent, have or will have gazed upon some form of pornographic material in their lifetime.

Dave: Hey I heard Lisa had her baby.
Jim: Yeah. That little guy had one hell of a view coming into this world.
Dave: Agreed. She introduced that kid to Rule 34L. Jealous.

by amillionsheep May 28, 2012

rule of tonnage

The biggest vehicle has the right of way. If you are on a bike, you should yield to cars.

Marten used to bike, but he got smashed when he ignored the rule of tonnage.

by Encanis January 08, 2009