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dot punch

A punch delivered to the anus itself.
While training, I dot punched Kelvin so hard he cried blood
by punchy Mckick January 21, 2014
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itchy punch

When your homie hits you and it doesn’t hurt, just itches.
We got drunk the other night and Lucy gave me that itchy punch right on the arm.
by RagingReptar December 6, 2020
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Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.
Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.
by Bigbuckferret October 16, 2008
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Server Punch

(noun)

An act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as Minecraft, Battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
Scenario 1

Person 1: "John just bitched at me for not telling him our Minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. What the fuck?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to server punch people."

Scenario 2

Person 1: "So I was talking to Will the other day and then Mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies."

Person 2: "Ouch. Sucks to get server punched."

Scenario 3

Person 1: "What the fuck? Why did Gary just punch me in the face?"

Person 2: "Sorry for the server punch, dude. He's pissed off about his favorite Planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row."
by Biomechd December 24, 2012
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Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).
I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.
by lagr31 July 3, 2022
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punch in the pan

A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.
"Hey Frank, I'm gonna give you a punch in the pan ...for science."
by ShortforAlec December 23, 2017
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Viltrumite Punch

A term used for whenever a Viltrumite pierces through the chest of their enemy with their opened hand, acting as a sort of blade, in the well-known indie comic, "Invincible". This form of an attack was intended for a quick kill throughout the series and is well known for the Viltrumite race's usage of such attack.
Conquest just fucking Viltrumite Punched Invincible!!
by Bonnie Knight June 14, 2018
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