potato bop

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.

*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.

by bopper4747 December 17, 2013

potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

Evelyn is such a potato couch

by Iistheman May 9, 2017

Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017

evil potato

An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!

Tv: “Breaking news, Evil Potatoes are everywhere so go home and lock your doors!”
Me hehehee

by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

Fancy Potato

When a person is completely unattractive, but not totally ugly.

Bruh, your girl looks like a fancy potato.

by Dotcompart2 January 19, 2017

Potato Gazing

Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.

I was potato gazing all day yesterday.

by dukas July 14, 2011

potato monster

A demon from the depths of potato hell that will nut on your pet pigeon just for fun then eat your nipples

Jim :Yo the potato monster nutted on my pet pigeon yesterday.
Bob :did it get your nipples
Jim :nah i got away

by Preist_of_Gaming April 7, 2020