Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...

When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.

by LisseteQ106 May 07, 2021

Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.

Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."

by Jpm26 February 19, 2016

Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 26, 2023

post-suds

The leftover shampoo one does not rinse out while showering.

Johnny, your post-suds are leaving a jerry-curl soul-glow stain on my brand new couch.

by Jesus Rox! June 29, 2014

post-zinger

Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.

"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"

by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019

post cool

An elevated, effortless and ego-less version of cool. Not trying, just a state of being. See also flow consciousness.

Maor is post cool. Life just flows through him.

by jscult May 05, 2018

Post Cool

You realise you are not and have never been cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.

You're not cool like a lot of people Ricky, you don't even try, you just do, youre post cool.

by sneaksby December 08, 2020