When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.
by coocoolovescookies August 16, 2018
by the 69 kid January 31, 2022
Continuing to 'Poke' a guy/girl on facebook even though it is no longer flirtatious, but it is now the only connection you share.
Dude1: "Give up sending the maintenance pokes. You haven't talked to the girl in over a month."
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
Dude2: (kids himself there's still a chance)
by i_predict_a_roit August 18, 2011
To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.
I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke
by sbfacepoker March 01, 2012
To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”
Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 23, 2017
The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.
Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.
Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 July 11, 2006
by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021