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Super Player 

Super Player is one who is so totally and utterly smooth that the person or people who are being "played" don't even consider the possiblity that they are being "played". Meaning instead of being looked upon and identified just based upon their appearance that they are a player, they are able fly in under the radar, and pick off their targets getting in and out without ever raising suspicion about their incredulour (or totally awesome, depending on your point of view) behaviour.
Andrew: "What did you do last night?"

Ian: "I met with Michelle at 7pm, and later Sara came over at 10pm?"

Andrew: "Didn't you get caught?!"

Ian: "On the contrary, they shook hands as one left and the other entered my apartment"

Andrew: "Wow, your a Super Player!"
Super Player by ShishiShishi August 1, 2010

utility player 

a player who plays more than one position
that shortstop/first baseman is a good utility player
utility player by stoof August 11, 2014

Star Player 

An absolute God at video games. No matter the genre nor platform, said individual will make any other gamer look like trash.
Guy 1: "Have you seen this IceCrewM1ceElf kid on Xbox?"
Guy 2: "yes he's the one and only Star Player, he makes that codywarriors6 kid look like trash"

Dueling Piano Player 

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.
OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.
Dueling Piano Player by pippin73 September 10, 2012

Let’s Player 

Someone who plays video games and screams.
Did you see that epic Let’s Player over there?
Let’s Player by chairmeme February 24, 2019

national kiss a baseball player day 

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field
Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day