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Picture Perfect 

When someone alters a picture on their facebook or myspace page to make themselves look better then they really are. Often used as a way to make themselves hotter, or make themselves look like they have met someone or done something that they really haven't.
Me: hey i like your myspace picture
you: oh yeah, it's totally picture perfect.

Me: really?.. I hate you

The Perfect Storm 

When 2 or more people release a rancid fart in a close proximity to each other.
dude, roll down the windows, we've just created the perfect storm!
The Perfect Storm by zwon December 17, 2008

Perfect -gasm 

A Perfect -gasm is the -gasm a guy with a Perfect Dick has.
I suck the Perfect -gasms out of Matt's Perfect Dick!
Perfect -gasm by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

perfect gentleman 

The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.

This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
perfect gentleman by amulet_1972 October 20, 2008

perfect moment in time

A perfect moment in time is the instant a guy feels himself reach the point-of-no-return and have a c-spot or p-spot pleasure-gasm.
Ahhh ... My dick just felt a perfect moment in time when I blew my load with a dick in my mouth and another up my ass - and yet another sucking my cum-load out of my cock and swallowing it!
Everything about you is great. You have friends, your attractive, make people smile, everyone likes you, smart, etc.
Damn, that girl Steph is perfect.
perfect by Mike Sauvageau June 5, 2004