by Luigi Biscuits your December 17, 2022
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hey Jay, im such a Penguin in a blanket.
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Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
Oh you definitely are haha.
Son quit being a Penguin in a blanket and do your homework!
But dad, i already did!
by anon2201_hun January 31, 2021
Get the Penguin in a blanket mug.Someone who is autistic and also homosexual being intimate with the same sex. Their behavior is unusual & strange in two ways and that's the kick!
by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025
Get the Penguins mug.A famous YouTube channel dedicated to making people laugh, it's a symbolization of Josh's daily habits and what the channel revolves around.
Guy 1: Yo' you heard of Penguin Fisters?
Guy 2: Get away from me dude...
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by Don Socrates January 27, 2013
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by 696969699696 February 26, 2018
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by Spynt May 21, 2021
Get the spy penguin mug.1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 4, 2024
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