Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 29, 2021

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cookie wagon

1) A wagon filled with cookies.
2) A wagon constructed of cookies, similar to the construction of a gingerbread house.
3) A group of people who are all communally engaged in eating cookies.

Usage:
Definition 1: "I was out jogging yetserday and saw the cookie wagon on Sesame Street. It was probably on its way to the Cookie Monster's."

Definition 2: "I'll bet I could make a cookie wagon better than Mrs. Fields."

Definition 3: "Those look delicious, mind if I hop on the cookie wagon too?"

by KayEeeGee December 20, 2011

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Faggin’ Wagon

A lifted truck with a bunch of flags on the back. Usually used to pick up other homosexual men.

“Hey, you wanna take a ride in my faggin’ wagon back to my place and I’ll suck your dick?”

by Zapruder_313 August 04, 2022

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Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Definition:
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.

Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"

Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."

Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"

Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.

Keith: Ok rider.

by MexicanheorMexicanthe September 01, 2020

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