chain male

A chain of 3 or more males made by linking dicks to asses.

Stop by Pi Kappa Alpha tonight, we're making chain male and we need your dick and ass to complete the circle!

by FlyeorDie June 14, 2022

chain jerker

You're a troll but cooler

"there's goes David jerking their chains again!"
"He's such a chain jerker"

by Knowledge the all knowing October 8, 2022

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

recursively-chained doohs

Defined as "Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes...", a recursive chain of doohs represents a repeated exclamation of stupidity, often indicating that something is awry.

Bleebum: Rory, in the context of recursively-chained doohs, what does dooh go?
Rory: Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh.

by Extremityman August 26, 2025

Chains

One of the badass main characters in Payday 2. He will steal your loot and shoot your head if you don't run.

Hey Chains come here!

by Korieee January 2, 2017

Chain-Yankin'

The act of baseball-sliding into another man's butt cheeks, then furiously grabbing hold of his Johnson, yanking it down aggressively.

Damn, did you see Enrique get done Chain-Yankin' Tommy? He never saw it coming.

by They Call Me Trinity September 11, 2025