Toilet Butt

The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.

The booty-shorts-wearing girl spread e-coli with her toilet butt.

by Mathgie November 3, 2017

Bathroom Toilet

For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.

Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.

by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022

toilet flick

When a girl masturbates while simultaneously taking a dump.

Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"

Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"

by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017

toilet lifter

1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.

1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.

by Jboy69 June 23, 2017

Toilet Bashing

To engage in anal sex.

Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010

Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.

by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021

Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021