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Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does
Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy
by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024
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Piss Mommy

The partner of a piss baby. They egg on the piss baby by supporting their piss kink and acting like their mom.
"Jennifer is such a Piss Mommy, she's always acting like her boyfriend's mom."
by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023
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mommies

The best, biggest, hairiest, not racist, highest and tightest jean wearing bitches in the world
hey mommies, I just donated some money to save dying people in america. They need the help
by keep making cool stuff June 12, 2020
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main mommy

by Freakychony February 22, 2021
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bitter mommy

bitter mommy is not necessary older who wants to be sugar mommy but don't have money.
I'm so poor, i need a bitter baby who can give me money.

Duh? Such a bitter mommy.
by Alex the bitter baby August 6, 2023
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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
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mommy

Mommy - She is the most fine girl in the world!
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