When you eat their ass after a mad chunky dump (almonds and chocolate swirl) and realize they had left toilet paper particles behind in the butthole after attempting to wipe said dump (marshmallow bits)
by Meowkinzz February 24, 2022
"I was giving her the ole rocky road and when I rammed her and I could feel the nuggets in her bum."
by AtoxicSquid October 16, 2021
by Chewsonthemove July 21, 2019
Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;
1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)
2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)
1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)
2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)
by AubCat March 24, 2020
The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.
by Tourettes guy 78 February 11, 2023
A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.
I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.
by BanditBall July 27, 2023
Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head
by Samonthedictionary May 28, 2023