Penis

It looks like an elephant trunk. Long and hoselike.
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The thing that dangles between your mums legs
John: your mum has a long penis

You: I know, my sister has a really long one too
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A thing to be worshipped and enjoyed.
The penis is my only love. I live to serve the penis.
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Penis

The long thing i slap people with
I slappped your girl with my penis
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"i like to suck mikey penis"
"same susan!"
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A large or small or xtrta small organism with beefy intentions and ready to pound the ground on your grandma or make you the man you really arent
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