Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

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Hawk-tuahber

The month before NNN where it is required to 'spit on that thang' every day.

"You looking forward to Hawk-tuahber?"

by YourDadStalin January 6, 2025

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Hawk-watching

Verb: Staring at someone or something intently or obsessively; watching them/it like a hawk

“You gotta quit hawk-watching me to make sure I’m not sleeping.”

by ScibenX March 4, 2022

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hawk tuah

The definition of hawk tuah is when someone spits on your thang as a sexual sex manner.

man 1: ill give you hawk tuah
man 2: shut up faggot 💀

by JoeGoob March 20, 2025

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wal-hawk

Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.

Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!

by Leo253 November 29, 2017

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Grinch-Hawking

Eyeballing or casing someones property , either for criminal purposes or just coveting something or things that you might want or like.
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""

" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""

by Soberscott0 January 7, 2023

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