bagel

he is bagel, his life is a memecord reference

guy1: whos the worst memecord mod?
guy2: that would be bagel

by THISTHIS October 07, 2021

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Bagel

A weird donut without the sugar and it tastes bad, especially with sprinkles.

That donut looks like a bagel, so I'm not eating it

by Biggie Bagel May 01, 2019

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When a Jewish person looks for other Jewish people in a public space or guesses who is Jewish.

We're only .05% of the world population, but when I bageled at JFK airport, it was more like 25% Jewish people.

by Phil-osoraptor February 01, 2024

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That's a bagel

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a word often used to name people with olive skin

Jimmy: Hey that bagel over there is looking cute.

Tom: Who, Angela? yeah she's alright

by amydidit December 13, 2015

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When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public

"OMFG! Jenny! Your boyfriend is totally bagels!!! He fucked my pussy like a monkey!!!"

by Lume9797 December 15, 2015

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When a girl is too attached too a guy or hasn’t like any other guy since the 3rd grade.

Boy:Dudes it’s that girl is an actual bagel
Boy 2: yah she need to move on too another guy

by Yo use my word January 25, 2020

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