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Nice.

Used when you see the funny number 69.
Only effective when there’s a period at the end.
Funny Clown: Don’t look up the population of France as of 2019 HAHA LOL!
John: Nice.
by LIPINOID September 21, 2019
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Nice meme

Be glad if I stole that.
Nice meme bellow, be glad if I stole that one too.
by EHail26 November 29, 2020
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sprut nice

sprut nice is a scandinavian way of saying, directly translated: "squirt nice". Whereas "sprut" is used as an amplifier to give the word "nice" a little more meaning to it.
"what did you think of that movie?"
"it was sprut nice"
by EinarPusen December 2, 2022
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do me a nice

When one ask another for a favor.
"Yo do me a nice and spot me a dollar?"

"Yea I got you"

"Thanks, fam."
by Rm. 211 Chancy October 21, 2014
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Woah, nice cock.

You : *shows cock*
Kronk : woah, nice cock. Decent length. Not too flaccid. Decent width. Circumsized. I'd give it a 7.5/10.
by Kronk. April 23, 2021
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nice guy

There are nice guys, and there are "nice guys".

The latter believe that there are only 2 ways to be male: to be either a "macho man" (misogynistic, narcissistic, aggressive jerkoff) or a "nice guy" (misogynistic, narcissistic, passive-aggressive jerkoff, but also manipulative and spineless). They believe that talking to a woman for five seconds without saying "shut up bitch" means that they're a paragon of everything women want and are thus automatically owed pussy. When they're denied it, it's the woman's failing.

Although they see themselves as having no self-esteem, in reality they actually view themselves as better than "macho men" and when women reject them clearly said women have been lying when they say they want a "nice guy". They thus try and turn into the macho jerks they claim to despise because that's what women "actually want".

Never does it occur to them that 1) they're not actually very nice 2) by and large women don't want macho jerks, they're just less annoying than "nice guys" 3) there’s a third option: being an ACTUALLY nice guy. Someone who DOESN'T try and screw with women's heads, someone who has ACTUAL respect for women rather than just tries a different dishonest tactic to get laid, and someone who has the guts to be honest about what they want and the spine to suck it up when they don't get it rather than whining about how dreadful women are and getting gradually more bitter and hateful.
Nice guy: I'm such a nice guy, why don't girls want me? They say they want nice guys! But they go out with macho jerks! Or they dump me for them! They're all lying bitches who break your heart!
Actually nice guy: Arrogant, misogynistic, whiny - what woman WOULDN'T want you?
by bald_rick October 30, 2011
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make nice

Do you use your nails when you make nice?
by crazyt!me1234 September 6, 2009
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