A tiny hick town in Massachusetts with more cows than ppl. Most ppl become farmers. Very rare anyone gets out for good. Literally in the middle of nowhere. Nothing to do except go for long walks, or go help do hay on a local farm.
Person 1: hey man where are you from???
Person 2: New Braintree
Person 1: oh … I’ve never heard of it before.
Person 2: New Braintree
Person 1: oh … I’ve never heard of it before.
by Hahaih8myself April 20, 2022
The best place in the world. Pronounced New (like you usually say it) Or-(as in this or that) -lins. (like fin with a l not an f) It's a beautiful city that is not completely ghetto. Its the only place in the world you eat po-boys while watching some weird dressed up people riding on crazy floats throwing cheap plastic beads at you. Never say anything bad about us because then all more then 300,000 of us will get ghetto on you! We proven that nothin can keep us down, we won the super bowl didn't we. Black and gold went to the super bowl and went ahead and got crunk while we were there!
by mysupercutelabradoodle June 02, 2010
The town of New Hope.
Only one sentence can define this place of awesomeness.
It is better than Doylestown. Look up Doylestown.
I don't need a reason.
Go to New Hope.
You'll see.
Doylestown is a delusional definition made by a delusional 8th grader who watches to much of the OC. Which is a crappy show anyway.
Only one sentence can define this place of awesomeness.
It is better than Doylestown. Look up Doylestown.
I don't need a reason.
Go to New Hope.
You'll see.
Doylestown is a delusional definition made by a delusional 8th grader who watches to much of the OC. Which is a crappy show anyway.
by BFSucks March 03, 2005
See "Speculation."
Dude, did you see that FOX News report? They actually reported that you can get herpes from Beer Pong!
by Vardinator March 15, 2009
Typical coverage from Fox News. Their reporting contains so many exagerations, falsities, and interjected opinions, that it can in no way be considered proper and informative.
Naive Fool: I wanna find out what's going on in the world today, let's flip on Fox News.
Person Who's Not A Moron: Don't watch that crap, it's fake news, they're brainwash ya.
Naive Fool: Nah, it's on TV, it has to be true.
After watching Hannity and O'Reilly....
Naive Guy: Wow, I love Bush's policies. Did you know he was right all along? Wow, that Hillary is an whiney old bag.
Non-Moron: See, I told you this would happen!
Person Who's Not A Moron: Don't watch that crap, it's fake news, they're brainwash ya.
Naive Fool: Nah, it's on TV, it has to be true.
After watching Hannity and O'Reilly....
Naive Guy: Wow, I love Bush's policies. Did you know he was right all along? Wow, that Hillary is an whiney old bag.
Non-Moron: See, I told you this would happen!
by Enlightened1 February 12, 2008
The Klaxons are so new rave.
by Caffbizzle September 04, 2006
A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.
by JJ January 21, 2004