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murder boy

a type of boy where, if you heard that they had murdered someone, you wouldn’t be surprised
A: Did you hear that Greg got arrested?

B: I’m not surprised, I knew him in high school and he was such a murder boy
by nowherenohownobody December 21, 2020
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Murder

It was an accident
"I don't want to go to jail for murder. Samantha Grey was the love of my life"
by I didn't kill her October 19, 2021
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It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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murder box

A creepy box full of spooky shit that might help you detect a fictional murderer!
I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!
by Billy Bing Bong November 19, 2017
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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me
"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"
by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020
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Murder

Look at that miserable Murder over there hating on men but shopping for men shaped tools
by The_Piechamp December 26, 2024
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murder her monkey

When a female has a very plump, juicy vagina also know as a monkey, and you want to fuck it also know as murder it.
by Mossyoakqueen85 February 9, 2021
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