Fiona moment

A momentary lapse in common sense or judgement; often followed by regrettable action and silence

"Oh shit! I just used all my primogems in Genshin Impact to buy 29 acquaint fates instead of intertwined fates!"
"Bruh. Fiona moment."

by hehe6842 March 19, 2021

Lochlan Moment

A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny, and usually awkward

Someone: I just sharted
Me: Lochlan Moment

by Definition master 😎 January 18, 2021

senior moment

synonym of:brain fart and brain cramp
Suddenly forgetting something you've....oh what's the word..known every other time, except for the moment someone's asking you. It happens to people 55 and older.

I had a great example, and now I've forgot it. Must be having a senior moment.
"The Bears are back at Soldier Filed. They used to play their home gamens in...oh heck, I've forgotten the name of the town. I must be having a senior moment.

by Don mac Gregor October 6, 2003

martina moment

a stupid,funny moment.

dam that was stupid..that was a martina moment right there!!

by piglet1234 June 23, 2009

Watermelon Moment

When you say something totally stupid to a hot guy /girl.

From Dirty Dancing when Baby tells Jonny that she "carried a watermelon"

A Watermelon moment might be:

Cutie: Hi, having a nice evening?
You: Actually I'm just here helping my friend stalk her husband...

by The Queen Of Watermelon Moments April 5, 2008

The Oh Moment

The moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.

Girl: It's a promise ring, I made a pact to not have sex until I'm married.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: You've just experienced The Oh Moment.

by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009

Meatloaf Moment

noun: The moment when someone realizes the limits to their love for someone/something.

Rooted from the title & lyrics of the 1993 rock hit by Meatloaf: "I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"
Since the word "That" in the lyrics was commonly regarded as vague in its insinuation, it can also be regarded just as open-ended for everyday life.

Based on the Oprah's popular "Aha! Moment" terminology describing a person's moment of spiritual and psychological clarity.

I reached my Meatloaf Moment when my husband asked me to make posters, bake cookies, operate the loudspeaker and carry him on my shoulders for his "Make Polygamy Legal" rally.

Sarah reached her Meatloaf Moment when her boyfriend Greg asked to borrow her cute jeans.

by doanie.com August 13, 2010