by p0odz April 27, 2007
Get the mini tofmug. Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.
Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
by TheManThing November 22, 2017
Get the Mini Maxmug. by Mini hoe July 2, 2017
Get the mini hoemug. Joe: They broke up already? It's only been six weeks.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.
Bob: It must've been one of her many mini relationships.
by nilethe146 October 8, 2016
Get the Mini Relationshipmug. A small counterpart of the soft Mexican candy that you dispense out of multiple holes, making noodle like strands of it. The candy comes in 3 flavors: Original Tamarindo, Chamoy, And Mango.
by THEPROMEDIC May 9, 2018
Get the Pelon Minimug. A very simple miniature motorcycle, consisting of a frame, small wheels, handlebars, a centrifugal clutch or torque converter and a small engine usually under 250cc. not to be confused with pit bikes and pocket bikes. but those terms are used interchangeably. is fun for everyone . prone to doing wheelies and usually goes anywhere from 15-40 mph. upgrade are cheap. you can have something that can beat cars in a drag race for under 1,000$ each one is unuque and you can customize it to your style and liking.
"woah did you just see that mini bike" "got me a stage kit for mi predator 212. she got 10 hole horses now"
by Adam504 March 27, 2020
Get the mini bikemug. "...who the fuck actually talks about sex positions? really, i don't want to hear about how laurel and wilhelm were reverse mini banging in their reversing mini convertible."
by meyowp February 19, 2024
Get the reverse mini bangmug.