Mike Piazza

Someone who is extremely gay. So gay in fact, that he is "the best catcher of all time."

Wow, look at that guy grinding his ass against that other guy! He has some real talent, I bet later tonight he'll be a real Mike Piazza!

by dannyretlaps August 17, 2018

mike shmidt

A true asshole. Even though he is one sexy man..

Look at Mike Shmidt! He can control the cameras!

by Mari!Bish February 1, 2015

Mike's dip

7 layer dip modified to accomodate a slightly picky, yet wonderful and amazing guy who doesn't like olives and wilty lettuce. Make it for awesome boyfriends who are just a little quirky about random veggies. Is best served during sporting events like Superbowl, football parties, etc where said boyfriend can induldge and exclaim over how amazing his girlfriend is in between various sporting plays.

Wow, Mike's dip is fabulous with these Chili and Lime chips.

Is that real guacamole in Mike's dip?

My significant other should learn to make Mike's dip and be as awesome as Mike's girlfriend is.

by a pretty cool girlfriend February 8, 2010

medium mike

A person named Mike that is sized neither large nor small, but approximately halfway between the two. Used as a slightly derogatory term as medium implies that this Mike lies in the statistical median of all Mike data.

That kid Keys is acting like a real Medium Mike lately. What a douche.

by ZAX Attack September 30, 2020

Micro Mike

A guy with a really short penis

Oh Tom, you're such a Micro Mike

by CrazeWay February 4, 2018

to mike faist

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

by finleyh October 16, 2021

Mike Jr

Another nickname for Michael Jackson's large penis.

Mike Jr. Is really showing today

by MichaelJacksonBad88 March 3, 2019