Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.

Midnight Coffee

by effingradical February 5, 2022

Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021

The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway

Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again

by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018

Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

by Djukster December 30, 2019

Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020

midnight

the middle of the night

"It's never midnight in God's ass hole."
"When the night was half-way done, it was midnight."
"I smoked a joint at midnight"

by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020

midnight depression

when someone stays up late at night and gets depressed the longer they stay up.by midnight the person is already thinking if they have any true friends and wishing they could do over everything. however in the next morning after they sleep the person gets extremely happy to be around and loves there friends.

Man i got midnight depression last night, i don't know what was happening with me.

by KrivRedDragon July 8, 2020