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dexy's midnight runners 

Despite being constantly termed as a one hit wonder by those not educated about the them, Dexy's Midnight Runners is easily one of the best bands of the 80s. All three of their releases are considered classics among critics, fans and those who actually know the band for more than "Come on Eileen." Their sound changed throughout their discography. They're supposidly releasing a new record in the near future. For the most part their sound can be described as a mix between post-punk, northern soul, and chamber pop.
Dexy fan: Searching for the Young Soul Rebels by Dexy's Midnight Runners is one of the greatest records of all time.
Person: You mean those "Come on Eileen" guys?
Dexy fan: ...you're a tool.

Six-to-Midnight 

Slang for getting an erection. A reference to the movement of the hands of an analog clock or watch from six o'clock to midnight.
"Dude, have you seen Crosby's sister?"
"Yeah man. Six-to-midnight."

punching the midnight squirrel 

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).
NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

burn that midnight oil 

A clever way to ask your 420 friendly fuck buddy to come over late at night, do some dabs, and fuck like rabbits.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

And. . . It doesn't count if you're just smoking weed. Dabs only. kk?
Guy: Hey what r u doing?
Girl: Not much, just bored :-(
Guy: You wanna come over and burn that midnight oil?
Girl: Ummmm. . . Sure. . . why not? I haven't been high all day ;-)

burn midnight oil 

to stay up all night doing work. often homework.
i burned midnight oil last night but slept in coz i was too tired
burn midnight oil by yo April 15, 2004

Ballsac Midnight 

The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.
Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.