midget

as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"

My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!

by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019

midget

someone who's small (shorter than you) and annoying

you're such a midget

oh midget (Can also be used as a nickname)

by tin.ofbiscuits11 December 05, 2017

Midget

When there’s very little weed left in a blunt, but not enough to smoke it.

“Hey man, pass the midget”

by Midgetqueen May 29, 2020

midget

The world's shortest guy in the world, and he also is a karate master, so never mess with the midget

Its the midget!
NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO RUN BEFORE THE MIDGET ATTACKS ME

by lololololololololololLOL April 13, 2023

midget

The definition of midget is "KILL SWITCH"😈

killswitch is a midget

by ajiwdoaiwjdwadad January 30, 2023

Midget

Mid-grade marijuana. Also known as reggie or mids

My man's getting off elbows of midget for $950. you know he's getting it in. Let's rob that nigga

by Circle D November 13, 2017

Midget

A person below the average height for humans. (Men<5’5) (Women<5’0)

I could see his feet on his driver’s license since he was a midget

by Mark William 27 August 25, 2021