ride the luge

The act of giving really good felatio, ie: GOLD MEDAL FELATIO (no teeth is key) in hopes that you will be rewarded.

"I think I'm going to ride the Luge tonight, I really want that $300 coach bag I found on-line"!

by sweetsusieofawesomeness December 6, 2012

The Heath Ledger

A sexual fetish where a woman is on her period and her partner takes the blood, rubs across their own face and says "Why so serious?"

She was her rag so I decided to skip the red wings and go right for the Heath Ledger. Vagina period joker

by Brando Jung July 29, 2015

green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.

Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.

by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016

Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape

Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast

by PawlWawl August 14, 2016

wa rhuvs luiger nounihic

A word to get you from one end of a scrabble board to the other.

Is wa rhuvs luiger nounihic a word. Urban dictionary says it is.

by Jp0102 January 15, 2017

The Chippendale Lunge

The manner of movement, to witch a male dancer if positioned over a sitting subject, drops his head below the subjects eye line and rises between the legs of the subject.

The Chippendale Lunge is a male dance move that is sexual in nature.

by 9x May 28, 2018

doing celestia ludenburg

why the fuck do you wanna do celestia ludenburg

hi person, i see you are doing celestia ludenburg. you are fucked up man

by yohomeboyhaha April 18, 2022