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knockered

Not actually slang for anything sexual...but it sounds like it should be, shouldn't it?

Bastardization of knackered. Sounds like knocked up.
1: I hear you were up all night last night...
2: Yeah, I was getting knockered by my girl

3: "I was knockered, then I was right knackered"

4: Knockered isn't sexual slang for anything, but it SHOULD be.

5: I'm already knackered enough as it is.
6: Knackered? Surely you mean KNOCKERED!
by CannedLizard February 10, 2004
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knockers

Hair accessories for little girls. A wrap around hair tie with a hard plastic ball on each end. The name was coined back in the day because little girls always get knocked in the head by the balls.
Mimi always hit me in the head putting knockers in my hair.
by Sup3rS3xy1 July 8, 2015
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Knackered

sexually tired;
an old horse thats going to the glue factory.
by lopus April 24, 2003
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knickerbocker

banging; a useful word; another way to say pants(refer to the definition of "pants")
Go knickerbocker your grandma!
by IDidntHaveOne April 4, 2003
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Knocked it up a notch

When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
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Knocked Up

What happens when yahl dont use a condom biatch!!.. in other words gettin you pregnant ight
Lica got knocked up by her boyfriend when they werent using protection
by XRiaX September 4, 2007
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Knocked the Beenie Off

A term used to describe a state of being fucked up
"Man that last hit straight knocked the beenie off..."

"I knocked the beenie off that ass last night..."
by Big Dub May 9, 2006
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