Juan

Juan is the man with the plan
He gets bitches
He gives advice to his friends on how to get bitches
He would give advice to you too
Juan is the man with the plan

Juan: ayo bro this is how you get bitches: REDACTED
Friend: thanks Juan

by ﾠ March 23, 2022

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Juan Zapata

If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.

someone: you are so lucky to have a Juan Zapata in your life.

5’1 girl: yes i am.

by IMO love November 4, 2021

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juan

he’s a very sweet guy. very shy around the public but when he’s comfortable with you, he’s the funniest guy in the world. he has a pretty face. he’s always open to help you out and he’s extremely generous. he never fails to make you smile. he’s the definition of a perfect boy :)

person1: omg look at that kid over there!
person2: oh wow who’s that?
person1: that’s juan. he’s a handsome guy isn’t he?
person2: HELL YEAH

by pauswrld November 20, 2021

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Juan

Juan is a person that is funny and kind two people he might be quite and shy but when he knows you really good he talks a lot and he is good with ladies. he tries to cheer up people and make them laugh while he has 1000 problemas in his mind. when he gets home he sum times be depress and he likes old corridos and spanish trap

juan pulls a lot of girls ;)

by Not the real juan November 21, 2021

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Juane

A beautiful and loyal girl who will forever love you if you are honest loyal and loving. She's very independent but once you get under her shell, she will want to be with you all the time. She can be bitchy and have an attitude but she still loves you. Don't get on her bad side. You'll be truly blessed to find yourself a juane on your life.

Juane is in a bad mood today.

by Jonnoton November 21, 2021

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