jeremy

fatass bitch

fuck you fatass bitch ill fucking kill you jeremy

by fatass-bitch November 20, 2023

Jeremy

He is a guy that is hot af🥵 and is fawking smexy af😋. Most girls will be flocking around him, but he'll only want one.

Girl 1: awww here comes Jeremy

Girl 2: I wish he would be mine<3
Girl 1: yeah but he only wants you-know-who

by bestie of a redhead March 17, 2022

Pulling a Jeremy

The art of "pulling a jeremy" is when party a does not want to participate in any previously planned activities but instead of relaying the message of cancellation party a (the canceler) gives party b (the cancelee) a maybe, causing excruciating pain to party b and immobilizing them indefinitely.

Friend 1: yo bro we still going to that cougar bar like we planned?

Friend 2: ehh idk bro, maybe i can go but i just stepped on glass earlier and my mom just got home, but ill let you know..

Friend 1: you really a pulling a jeremy right now

by Coachbag August 28, 2023

Jeremy

Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.

Friend 1: Fuck look at that fat shit.
Friend 2: Classic Jeremy.

by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 2, 2021

Jeremy

Not willing to listen

That guy is so Jeremy, he will not listen to me.

by romancatholic500 May 2, 2023

Jeremy

Is dad of 3 an thinks of his step kids as his actual kids and pushes away his real kids. Has been married at least 3 times an is gonna get married for the 4th time. He also pushes away his kids Bc of his fiancé and he will regret it.

Jeremy is a dad who doesn’t care about his actual kids.

by Ohhhh no May 31, 2020

Jeremy

When a guy named Jeremy flips his car on its roof

As man, I just pulled a Jeremy

by Yeet meisterr November 30, 2020