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Slave Moment

When your owner beats the fuck out of you for no reason hence the term "slave moment" it's basically a bruh moment but in the 1800's with slavery
Owner: aye nigga hop on over 'ere

slave(doesn't deserve capital letter): *walks over and starts getting viciously beat like the nigger he is*
slave: aye nigga that's a whole slave moment bruh
by Ifuckfelines February 2, 2020
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Fiona moment

A momentary lapse in common sense or judgement; often followed by regrettable action and silence
"Oh shit! I just used all my primogems in Genshin Impact to buy 29 acquaint fates instead of intertwined fates!"
"Bruh. Fiona moment."
by hehe6842 March 19, 2021
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Lochlan Moment

A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny, and usually awkward
by Definition master 😎 January 18, 2021
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senior moment

synonym of:brain fart and brain cramp
Suddenly forgetting something you've....oh what's the word..known every other time, except for the moment someone's asking you. It happens to people 55 and older.
I had a great example, and now I've forgot it. Must be having a senior moment.
"The Bears are back at Soldier Filed. They used to play their home gamens in...oh heck, I've forgotten the name of the town. I must be having a senior moment.
by Don mac Gregor October 6, 2003
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martina moment

dam that was stupid..that was a martina moment right there!!
by piglet1234 June 23, 2009
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Watermelon Moment

When you say something totally stupid to a hot guy /girl.

From Dirty Dancing when Baby tells Jonny that she "carried a watermelon"
A Watermelon moment might be:

Cutie: Hi, having a nice evening?
You: Actually I'm just here helping my friend stalk her husband...
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The Oh Moment

The moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.
Girl: It's a promise ring, I made a pact to not have sex until I'm married.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: You've just experienced The Oh Moment.
by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009
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