Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

by Captain Anal November 15, 2010

mud lips

a derogatory term referring to an african american.

Father says to daughter: You better not be hangin' 'round them mud lips.

by KraigeKrumbly May 30, 2011

mud slick

A dastardly streak of kaka running down the middle of ones under garments.

Kim had a nice mud slick going this morning.

by MikeyFatRod June 27, 2014

lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 08, 2004

yellow mud

The mix of pee and poop in a little one's diaper.

i changed Timmy's diaper and it was full of yellow mud.

by Trgolden May 23, 2008

Draw Mud

Take a shit.

Tom:I have to crap.

Ron:Gonna go draw mud huh?

by T-dogmoney October 03, 2009

mud shoveler

Somebody who loves giving/receiving anal sex.

Yeah that rick, he sure is a real mud shoveler, last night he put it in my ass 5 TIMES.

by Iswallowedsomevomit January 16, 2009