When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
You're pollinating her, like a flower.
When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.
Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
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and cum on her belly
then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb
it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai
except that it's in real life
good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety
you're pollinating her like a flower or plant
it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
and cum on her belly
then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb
it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai
except that it's in real life
good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety
you're pollinating her like a flower or plant
it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
i was pollinating (sex act) her
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