Eiffel Tower

When you have a person with a dick (OEM or aftermarket) laying on their back, and one person is riding their dick and another person is riding their face, and they high five and/or kiss, thus creating a triangular shape reminiscent of the Eiffel Tower.

My homegirl and I Eiffel Towered my boyfriend at a New Year's Eve orgy, it was awesome!!

by Immoral Support May 9, 2024

Tower Power Hour

Tower Power Hour is what parents do instead of caring for their kids. A collection of sex jokes and violence, Tower Power Hour is where degenerate fathers go to make Holocaust, 9/11, and Racist Jokes. SAD!

Reed Russell: "Where did dad go?"
Clint Coverdale: "He went to Tower Power Hour."

by Ofer Nave August 24, 2022

Alton Towers

A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.

Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”

Friend “you poor, poor, soul”

by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023

The leaning Tower of Lisa

The sexual position of having a naked woman bending over into the downward dog position with her ass high in air while her head is close to the floor. One person (male or female) explores the backside of the woman with hands and or mouth while the other person (male) lays flat on the floor and slides under the woman's face allowing the woman to lick/suck his cock/balls.

My good friend and I convinced his girl to travel overseas in the bedroom as we performed the unique 3 way position of the leaning tower of Lisa

by Libtarb October 27, 2021

Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away

"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."

by Ankle-sprain April 11, 2024

Transmission tower

It’s just fucking lookin thing that looks like an Eiffel Tower but 100 times worse. And has these wires longer than your (micro)penis

Ballsucker: Hey look it’s the Eiffel Tower!
Smartshart: NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IT’S A TRANSMISSION TOWER

by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023

Twin towered

Getting double teamed by twins

I wanna get twin towered by those identical twins right there

by huntynutcheerio November 21, 2019