Gamers brain

When you play games way too much and can't even remember what you did 5 seconds ago.

Me: What was I defining again?

Mike: You forgot, no shit. You've been sitting on your sorry ass playing games all day long. Man, you must have gotten the gamers brain."

by HidingInTheDark July 31, 2010

Brain broke

When you're so mentally overwhelmed at the moment that no new information can get in and no intelligent words can get out. Like drawing a blank except you can't even recognize the question. Not to be confused with being medically confused.

(Tanya sees Max reading about the current administration when he drops his spoon)
Tanya: Is everything okay, Max?
Max: (Looking at her with pained confused face)...waskingle?
Tanya: It's so bad it's got you brain broke? What did they DO?!!!

by Stormis_Avalon June 29, 2018

brain-tag

The act of inserting one's scrotum onto another person without them knowing. Once the act is complete, "brain-tag" is shouted and the victim must pass it on.

Aaron just got brain-tagged by Adam. Now Aaron has to brain-tag Lewis

by AffinityHD September 15, 2017

brain stamp

When something traumatic happens and it is permanently engraved into your brain.

Elly: "I walked in on your parents doing it in the Jacuzzi!"
Devon: " Oh thats a nasty brain stamp!"

by Assilem January 5, 2009

Brain Tilt

While thinking of a complex situation or idea, the brain suddenly loses concentration and you fall into a moment when your brain is completely empty and all thoughts stop.

Justin was explaining the Large Hadron Collider to Nic when suddenly he had a Brain Tilt. All thoughts left his mind and he sat and stared into space.

by -Nic October 24, 2008

calculus brain

the negative effects that your brain experiences after doing excessive amounts of calculus homework

After finishing his mountain of calculus homework, Ted was craving donuts, walking into walls, and mispronouncing things. Upon awakening and remembering that he dreamt of finding the integral of tangent to the fifth power, he realized he had severe calculus brain.

by Doctor. Q September 19, 2011

Brain Flash

The opposite of a brain fart; when you suddenly think of a novel or the right way to do something after pondering for some time.

Dang, this fuel cells homework is so hard. Wait brain flash! Let's try this...

by It's a word...iMac18078 February 4, 2010