Hookeritis

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

saskatchewan dirty hooker

Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile

You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar

by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 05, 2018

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 05, 2022

Man hooker

A guy who fucks a lot of girls

Kendall is a man hooker

by 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 November 20, 2020

Hooker holler

The manner in which to pick up hookers using the holler "yee-yee"

Bro #1: yo is that a hooker walking over there?
Bro #2: yeah give her a hooker holler.
Bro #1: yee-yee
Bro #2: yeah here she comes.

by Phatkiddpk May 07, 2022