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Sunday Hooker

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.
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Hooker

Anyone with an Only Fans because they sell themselves for satisfaction and that is a sex exchange
Julia the hooker eats Jasmine’s pussy and then they sell their Only Fans pics to horny men
by lilbananahoe June 22, 2021
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Hooker's Face

A term to describe a woman who has a very sexually attractive body, but very ugly face.
damn she got Hooker's Face
by Rionox February 15, 2023
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hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.
i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich
by aidsgirl August 1, 2011
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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.
Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."
by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014
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