Hand Pound

Hand Pounding is the act of getting your wee wee pounded by the females hand until orgasm.

Trevon: How was the party ?
Derashan: I got Hand Pounded man.
Trevon: Woah.

by RugbyUser2011 July 7, 2011

hand hands

Homophonous English term for a Chinese slang "han de han si", often followed by loud louds, or "lao de lao si", meaning those who have zero sex never get laid while the sex addictive sluts get all the sex.

*someone posts something after having sex or sharing his/her sex life*

"Again? this is really hand hands, loud louds"

by any1here September 5, 2019

HAND EMPLOYMENT

To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP

Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!

by SCOTT ` June 8, 2007

Hand Dick Friction

1) The force applied to one's penis during masturbation or hand job. Levels of "HDF" can become increasingly uncomfortable without the use of proper lubrication.

2) The act of male masturbation

God Damn it John!!! It smells like Hand Dick Friction in here!

by kilo2824 July 2, 2011

hand me down

Used to describe a male or female of whom one has had sexual relations with, and has passed along to their younger friend or relative.

Fundo got tired of his girlfriend cheating on him, so he turned her into a hand me down whore, and sold her to his younger cousin.

by authOOr July 7, 2006

hand cannon

The common name for the Smith&Wesson Model.600 that fires .600 Action express handgun rounds.

holy shit, that is not a 9 mil thats a goddamn hand cannon, you dumbass!

by Dexter grif September 19, 2006

Hand of God

An ongoing game where you hold your hand near your ass and fart on it, and put your hand up to someone's mouth/nose. Very degrading.

"Ahahaha, you got your mom good with the Hand of God."

by EvanAndChris October 19, 2007