Smash Hammered

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.

"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."

by Simon5025 October 10, 2012

alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019

Hammer-hock

When you stare at someones package from a distance or up close without trying to be noticed

Stacey quit looking at that guys package! He's gonna noticed u hammer-hock

by Cjb86 October 16, 2020

ghost hammer

When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.

Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.

by OG_GhostHammer July 15, 2017

Hammer dolphin

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.

Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.

by Published author man dude bro April 4, 2022

Hammer Swinger

• noun { ham-mur sweeng-ur }

a well-endowed male

Ol' Richard Harden sure was a hammer swinger.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020

Thor’s Hammer

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022