hairy num num

A penis that has been completely covered in pubic hair. The penis is so covered that it looks like a jungle has sprouted from the genital skin.

My boyfriend has such a hairy num num.

by Bigbilly October 14, 2013

polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.

"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".

by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011

Hairy fairy land

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy

Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.

by Minty February 15, 2017

Son of a hairy porkchop

What to say instead of "Son of a bitch".

Son of a hairy porkchop! I just ripped my pants!

by littlestar714 December 18, 2011

Puff the hairy dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking weed

Bro look at her puff the hairy dragon!! Gross!!

by HiILookDead May 25, 2011

Hairy Wash Burn

A burn so big caused from having sex with a wet hairy man...i.e. robin williams.

Girl 1: Got the fatest hairy wash burn ever from my boyfriend

Girl 2 : You go out with Robin Williams?

by Taylor Tee May 24, 2009

hairy wooky hole

An unusually hairy ass hole

This girl sat on my face as i looked up i noticed she had a really hairy wooky hole

by ccfc1987 December 20, 2016