Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.

Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."

by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011

Mudguard Head

A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.

MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.

Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.

Hey ya fuckin Mudguard Head, how's your father Yul Brunner.

by Opiumtrail of Australia April 6, 2010

Head Cranker

See "Cranker" and add a girl who does just anybody; a girl known for giving head; a girl who does sexual favors for money; a girl who does boys and girls just for laughs and attention

She sucked mines nigga! Didn't you know she was a head cranker?

I saw your mama last night on the corner dawg, when she start "cranking heads"?

by Lil KK October 8, 2003

Owl Head

A nickname for Iver Johnson revolvers, particularly small top-break revolvers chambered in .32 or .38, due to the owl head logo on the grip. The revolvers were once extremely popular for carry from the 1880s till the 1950s. This term was very common up into the 1960s used usually by older men, the phrase is seldom heard now. Sometimes used as a name for any Iver Johnson firearm but usually the revolvers as previously described.

Old Fella in the country store telling about his younger days; "That cat was comin' at me with with a pig sticker wantin' my money, so I whipped out my Owl Head and put it to em and leveled him out."

Young Man circa 1900; "I just order a brand new Owl Head revolver out the Sears and Roebuck mail order catalog."

Kid, now; "My great grandpa bought this revolver when he was young and passed it on to me, he was always called it an Owl Head...whatever that is."

by 50sforever February 21, 2013

Toilet head

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.

1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)

by SDoodle June 27, 2016

Head safety

When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.

My girl is really into head safety

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

Colbert Head

A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.

I was only joking you Colbert head.

by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009