Grease

The only real definition of a grease is Shelly because she's not in "la gang des twit"

"shelly's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grease."

by 7.35 at age 13 January 15, 2018

greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.

Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.

by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010

Grease

Cigarettes, pervy dudes and dresses.

Pervy boys: Tell me more tell me more did you get very far.
Girls in dresses: tell me more tell me more like does he have a car.

Me after watching grease: wow that was awesome!

by HermioneG123 November 12, 2020

natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".

The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Hot Grease

When you catch a fish so nice you have no choice but to throw it on the hot grease.

(Jimmy caught a fish)"HOT GREASE!"

by Definitioner3000 January 24, 2024

Grease-balls

Grease-balls is a term that expresses your happiness over some annoying either leaving or not talking in a group chat. Its like a secret code.

"finally grease-balls" "grease-ball"

by ilovepepsi420 December 26, 2021

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016