Golden Slushie

When you urinate on your partner in the freezing cold and it freezes onto them.

I was at the party with Erin trying to get some alone time so we went outside and I gave her a Golden Slushie...she ended up getting frostbite.

by SploogeBobSquarePants February 8, 2020

golden snatch

Golden Snatch: The amazing pussy, the one who tops the rest. The one you'll never forget. No matter how hard you try, you always want & compare.

I cheated on my girl a lot, but she has that "golden snatch"!

by DRTSCS April 20, 2020

Golden Coffee

Coffee brewed with a fresh golden stream of piss

Hey bro you want a cup of golden Coffee just brewed a fresh batch

by Wurmpool March 2, 2020

Golden Goldfish

The bloke does his fine lady doggy style over the toilet with her head hovering precariously over the bowl. He shouts "I'm gona blowww" as he pushes her head down into the bowl and she gulps as much water as possible, saving some in her mouth. After he's blown he lays down and creates a fishbowl with his mouth so his lady friend can fill his mouth with toilet water from her mouth and then squats his little golden goldfish from her hole into his mouth. Golden Goldfish.

I was so maggot lastnight I did the Golden Goldfish with my girlfriend's mum, safe to say she'll be coming back for more

by Shazzaaa August 31, 2020

Golden Ambush

The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.

Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.

Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.

by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012

Golden Handkerchiefs

A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.

Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."

Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"

by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013

Golden-Clover

Strong,Brave and Beautiful women

She is a Golden-Clover

by 777777777777777777777777777888 March 12, 2023