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earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
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Dinosaur Earth

The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!
by hello I am someone October 28, 2021
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Flat Earth

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.
Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth
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earth

earth is cool.
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Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu

The most over powered weapon a human can possibly use. I.E. a form of divine torture
John used Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu to tramitase the nazi
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Cutest mf on earth

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